WORK FOR PSS!

HOW TO APPLY: Send email to productservicesoltions@gmail.com [note there is no u in solutions because all we missing is u] and put "APPLICATION FOR WORK AT PSS" in subject line. Tell what you can do or anything about you very short amount don't make too long dont write long things dont attach things. NO PRESS NO SECRET INVESTIGATIONS NO ANYTHING IF YOU DO IS ENTRAPMENT ALL VOID WE ARE NO RESPONSBILE UNIVERSEAL PERPETUAL 100% DEFENSE AGAINST EVERYTHING ALWAYS. ONLY ADULT NO CHILDREN APPLY UNLESS GUARDIAN APPLY FOR YOU AND YOU CAN WORK LEGAL WHERE YOU ARE. IN BROOKLYN PROBABLY AT LEAST 18 NEEDED YOU SHOW INITIATIVE DO RESEARCH BUT YOU GUARDIAN RESPONSBILE IF YOU WRONG AND THEY WILL GO TO JAIL NOT US AND YOU WILL BE CRIPPLE EMOTIONAL FOR LIFE BECAUSE WHAT YOU DO TO THEM BY NEGLIGENT DILIGENSE

PSS NOW HIRING! 

Part and full time!

Flexible hours!

Remote and not remote!

Unpaid

No benefits expect maybe 2 of them

No complaining 

No questions

Just do what you are told

No press no investigations we wil know

Maybe paid someday but assume not and dont ask

Video editors

Consider yourself fired already and working on probation already almost fired again be that attentive and obedient 

Remote work available

Have to come to office sometimes!!!!!

Office currently secret location you will only know if you working and NOT FIRED!!!!!

EVERYTHING TOP SECRET!!!!! YOU XAN NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT COMPANY OR WHAT YOU DO

WE ARE NIT FAMILY!!!!!! DO YOUR JOB

NO FRIENDS 

NO ISSUES!!!!!!

EMOTIONS ARE NOT FOR WORK!!!!!! 

Maybe you get paid at some point BUT MAYBE NOT!!!! ASSUME NOT!!!!!!

Complaints not tolerated 

Assume already almost fired again!!!!!!

Hiring for video (no experience required , best to have equipment or at least a phone!!!!)

Animators 

Music people

Former Criminals (former!!!!!! But still know how to do things ) ( but you won't be asked!!!!!!!) (all legal!!!!!!!)

Mental Issues! OCD shame people-pleasers. Anger / violence ok but only for remote work!!!!

Shame! If you feel it or make other people feel it, if you like or don't like it, if you like to make other people feel it or if you don't want to but people have told you that you do it even though you think you don't 

All ages (no children!!!!! Legal working age all states!!!!!

International all languages!

Useless people / bed rotters / phone addicts!!!! You can just use your phone no need to change!!!!

Nerds!!! Coders / programmers /  whatever you do on computer ok!!!!

Health and fitness (no health no fitness required only knowledge!!!)

All areas of interest / expertise (no matter how important or stupid!!!!!)

Intimidating people (for security) (no violence!!!!!)

Someone to fix [ something very specific, obviously personal need] no pay probably!!!!

Tech people

Start up people

People for acting - anyone (non actors ! Or actor but don't be annoying just do it!!!) (no union actor unless you make union project then you produce too!)

Internet people who spend lots of time on it

All politics beliefs ok just don't be annoying person!!!!

Making things - all kinds of things all level skill. Textiles and random objects not rocket science 

All skills all interests ok. You can do anything or something we find something there so much to do. You can't do nothing we find something 

Unemployed hopeless sad that's good you got time to work (no pay! Maybe some later)

Organized people good

Systems people

Operations 

Organizing things ! Local national international intergalactic

Are you passionate about anything? You can express and share

We do not care about you! Don't have expectation and need. You are a small speck of nothing we are all small speck of nothing larger sense but respect to PSS you are nothing especially and PSS is all so don't make complaints problems if you have emotions you bring them to a dying tree and do ritual ceremony there we don't want to hear it even we not you friend you are all meaningless nothing all of you!!!!!!! 

Wellness experts

Psychology experts of anyone with interest who has watched videos

Inspiration 

We might have company zoom call but you are not allow to show you face or you name you anonymous!!!!! Even if we gather you don't speak you don't show you face it's all for the work the company you keep quiet

Community building (only for product no community for company or employees!!!! You want community you go to live in mountains with religious fanatics!!!!! Or you join group of people making sweater!!!!!!!!

Remember you already almost fired again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You might get paid someday but cash and have to pick up in Brooklyn or send someone

No complaining to websites about company nobody cares!!!! Also we don't exist technically so good luck to you making complaints not sound like you looney in middle of square saying things people roll their eyes and spit near you and hold tight their purse and pull children away from you and say prayer to their god to keep spirit safe from you influence and no pity even for you even if you clear to them no sanity no conscience no ontological because extent you make repulse everyone even spiritual ones don't comprehend they brain don't have space for pause in baffles of consciousness for pity stacked against you because already ain't body got time for that good luck be so grotesque 

If you already perception you like this to others even with no complaining about us that good we use you you have more time for work don't waste you time make youself feel better you correct you scum better you work more 

Grief counseling

Narcissist victims or narcissist you self everyone we use you

You filled with shame? You hate youself? You outcast because of something about you and people around you make you feel shame and hate youself? That good! We make use for you. Don't kill youself. That waste! You can be working and we make use for you even you don't know nothing. Don't stop feel shame! It make you work harder we channel you. Those people make you feel bad fuck them don't kill youself for those assholes even they don't know they assholes. We make use for you guaranteed. Don't waste you energy you life when you can work for us. Also if you want end you life later we have great suicide 2.0 program free to employees better than suicide you want, but only if you do through us. Don't waste you life or you suicide! Only get one life to end with regular suicide! Waste! Suicide 2.0 you end you life as many as u want and still get to live - best deal ever!!!!!! Free to employees and not employees inquire. Guaranteed supplies for everyone 

Graphic designers

Printers - paper textile big small anything if you can make anything we use you 

No pay!

One PSS phone case but you have to make it youself and follow strict rules otherwise you violating copyright and trademark and all laws universal perpetual and you will be pursued by law everywhere they will hunt you better than wraiths no escape except in void of anguish inside eternal unavoidable we don't recommend

Free Suicide 2.0 but you have to do it with us  

Detail oriented but useless? Great!

You are messy and useless ? Great!

You don't like to do things? Great! We use you. We don't pay you nothing probably so you can fail (but you will be fired!!!!!)

You don't have normal capability? You got limitations? Great! Better than most people who can do many things but are useless - Better even than this because u prob don't complain as much because you know life is shit

Are you abusive to people ? You see people as scum and are ok treating them badly with no respect? Great we use you! Customer service and HR  all good you can use your power and rage to dominate all ok

PR! Publicity! All languages! No legitimate publications no press no legal no questions. Experience covering problems!! Connections with lawyers a plus! Creative writing imagination and Photoshop skills a must

Accountant. Creativity must!

Legal   Creativity a must fearlessness personality disorder a plus no conscience a plus

All spectrums welcome we will find a purpose for you 

Experts on cults. No press no lawyers no former cult members!!!!! Don't say you left on good terms no such thing!!!!!

No press no lawyers no investigators no secret cameras we have way of finding out using advanced technology artificial intelligence people who are experts in knowing if you're lying infrared cameras counter intelligence regular intelligence all techniques various experts who you have seen possibly their YouTube videos even if you come and try to be secret we know who you are even if we don't say anything at first because we are playing you so even if you come and you think you get away with it It's because you are in our trap so it's even better for us but we don't wanna do damage you but we will so even if you think you get away with it you really the opposite so just stop now if you care about all

Yoga Pilates all fitness instructors 

Martial arts teachers or if you just know a lot about it 

Meditation experts and practicers Welcome very much not to meditate though you can do whatever you want on your own time but for doing menial tasks even if you everyone gets paid you don't get paid you can use it for practice also to handle complaints and other shit

Someone who knows how to fix this chair it bends only in one direction and not the other [With photo of chair or other very specific thing that he obviously just wants someone to do that for free]

Someone who knows how to handle amphibian wildlife without being an idiot 

Accountant who knows how to do personal taxes separate from a business but knows how to maximize write offs from some thing that might technically not be a business and someone who can keep their mouth shut 

Driver with excellent driving record doesn't drink can drive someone once a week from Forest Hills to something don't ask questions and you can sit and wait for them and then bring them back to the first location and wait until their niece  comes on Wednesdays but don't leave before the niece comes 

Personal assistant will need several keep your mouth shut no pay late hours but if there are several then you can divide the hours so you don't have to work too much but I'm not telling each person all the same so figure out a way to so you all have the information like your synchronizing system or something I want to tell one of you something and the others know it so I don't have to say it again

Drugs not a dealer nothing illegal but let's talk 

Someone for a spray painting project strong constitution doesn't get sick easily 

Lexicographers philologists epistemologist any level let me know what word I'm looking for or if there is no word yet for whenever I'm looking always on call you can have several and divide see personal assistant listing regarding synchronicity. No pay maybe pay no complaining no being wise ass or you fired and destroyed or what's the word for that??

Systems people monitors people to get shit running and make sure it works ideally people with no friends no family no interest no hobbies no distractions but lots of shame always vigilant fear of failure people pleasing perfectionistic ideally sense of lack regarding parental figure Father best mother OK

No complaints no problems no unions 

People for preventing unions or breaking them up personality disorder OK antisocial ideal 

Coordinator of celebrity partnerships and big deals with big brands and big shots

Celebrity impersonators need to live within 60 minutes of Northwest Brooklyn maybe remote work available if you are handicapped but very good and have experience with green screen set up at home I will not explain to you how to do it don't even try just go on YouTube there are 1 million videos if you have questions like that don't even apply

Document forgers (former!!!!! Nothing illegal!!!!!! Law-enforcement this is a statement clear saying nothing illegal don't even waste my time don't come here you don't know where I am don't waste your time you're supervisor will demote you for wasting department resources and we are 100% legal you have nothing you can't shake down a milkshake of salt or pepper go to hell I know my rights we have cameras everywhere any little infraction you will be shamed and lose your job you won't be able to hall monitor in Poughkeepsie Illinois and we will also make fake things showing that you have committed crimes you didn't even commit and no one will know)

Photoshop and deep fake experts. Remote work available complete discretion degenerates police record OK

People with grief and regrets And unspeakable pain and suffering welcome just keep quiet you usually are alone. We don't want to hear your bullshit either nobody cares life is shit but usually you're alone and have time to focus

Are you going through very difficult time and experiencing unutterable grief and suffering that nobody understands even though some people ask you about it? Yes it is difficult but nobody cares even though they sometimes ask politely. Except life is shit shit for everybody but you need something to do don't kill yourself that's a waste because you could be working for no pay contact us

Nobody really cares nobody will validate they say they want to and they might even think they want to but really they have their own problems nobody gives a shit you are alone we are all alone 

Motivational speakers 

Expert technologist AI electric cars spaceships social media those wires and shit for the brain 

Investors VCPELP all that shit

Real estate

NFT's

Amazon affiliate

Airbnb

Passive income

Why kill yourself when you can work for free it's no loss to you! 

[name of supposed anniyance] YOU CAN NOT APPLY 

People who know trends are hip cool kNow what shit people buy what they want 

People who don't know this things and have time for work and to study research things 

Podcast production lots or no experience 

People good at manipulating people on large scale misinformation etc. dis information semantics illusions denial. If people have told you you are dishonest or fooling yourself about what you do but you know that they are wrong and they are fools and they don't understand you a plus!!! You are welcome here and we understand you and value your unique way of looking at life it is brutal it is a jungle it is killer be killed doggy dog animal eat animal always in fear we understand you are correct you have a home here 

People good at codes and secret handshakes and shit and doing things secretly 

Low trust high anxiety high alienation you?? We find work for you 

Spiritual crisis? Need something to believe in? Believe in us we are all you need we give you all answers. Life is very confusing unless you have something to believe it we will give you that. 

Attorneys lawyers all types no pay 

You like podcasts? Do you like masturbating? We give you plenty of time to listen to podcasts and important YouTube videos and whatever things excite you but we don't provide you find that yourself it's everywhere

No sense of meaning no faith no belonging ? Yes very difficult but we understand you individually personally we see as individual as human being we see your soul right now you reading this you you work for us

Hardware technologists telecommunications specialists 

Email list specialists 

You believe in God? That is great   do you believe in no God?  everybody is right at PSS...... we are you home you are welcome and unconditional love personal you are special...... no pay..... no complaining...... do what you told to do.......

You go to public restroom and there is room of multiple stalls and urinals but also there is room of one toilet in privacy that you can close the door and everything is empty and everything is all the same but you don't feel you can use the toilet room alone? You feel someone else is better and can use it instead of you even though there isno apparent need for sacrifice but you don't deserve? We are for you...... 

You are asshole who pees everywhere not even in bathroom?  We are for you…...

You have sadness with no name?  others do not understand ? We are for you...... and we protect you from them......

You do not know what this means? you are annoyed by this question? You are made confused or angry or disinterest from this question? We are for you… ...

You ok working outside in hot or cold weather with no complaining or pretending to need bathroom? 

You like to work inside? Place for you (remote probably )

You like people you don't like people you are between these feelings? We have for you

You don't like authority? You don't like someone tells you what to do? You counter culture? We have place for you

You like someone tells you what to do? We have many place for you (18+!!!!!)

You have many expressive emotions and you like to be in front of camera? 

You don't tell anyone if you feel upset? We have place for you 

People like you?

People don't like you?

People move away when you are near?

You not sure?

We place for you.....

You very busy and focused and healthy and you life together? Perfect! More things you do more things you do better. Everyone very impressed by you, so busy. We help you can use you

You have no direction you waste you life you time you not healthy you dont know what you doing you feel terrible? Perfect! You have time to focus and make first step for change you life....... PSS........ no complaining about schedule......